A haiku is a short poem. Originating in Japan with a strict three line 5/7/5 syllable count, more modern versions often break that rule.
Below are haikus and songs from this year: 2023
Five Haikus
Before you swallow your trauma
You've got to chew it all up
Into a slush that you drink from a cup
I'd rather not work here
I don't like the office
Environment
Welcome to the farm
Here are your gloves and boots
Four hours a day
Ought to pay your way
Accelerate
It's not too late
Go that much faster
Make it past her
Whoa there Nellie
Too much power
Just slow down
Smell the flowers
Five More Haikus
Where should I
Drive today?
How about nowhere?
It'll be nice to see you
Behind the curtain
Come on out
One thing after another
First thing one
Then thing two
Wonderful getting to know you
You always say that
About me
All cats are black
Except those
That are not black
Haiku 11 - I dropped out of church
I dropped out of church
As an altar boy
Do you blame me?
Haiku 12 - Plenty of room on the yacht chaser
Plenty of room on
The yacht chaser if that toy
Is too darn big
Haiku 13 - Stay in a place until
Stay in a place
Until you understand
How hard it is to go
Haiku 14 - Pick something up
Pick something up
Inspect carefully
Put it down
Haiku 15 - Stay wild
Stay wild
Grow a thicker skin
It's better that way
Haiku 16 - People get confused
Me:
People get confused
With all of this haiku stuff
And what do they mean?
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@mahtowin
to me they speak deep
wisdom, humor and something
between the lines
your new one just posted
comes with a funny mood and
stimulates my brain
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@fuzzy
Haikus are so fun!
A good syllable challenge
To focus the mind!
Haiku 17 - Autocrats 1 - Do all autocrats
Do all autocrats
Grab grab grab grab grab grab grab
Grab grab grab grab grab?
Haiku 18 - First thing in the morning
First thing in the morning
Run around the monument
Then again at night
Haiku 19 - Autocrats 2 - What is on the table
What is on the table
Is at risk because that's what
Autocrats consume
Haiku 20 - Autocrats 3 - I'm an autocrat
I'm an autocrat
Give me your money
I will control it
Haiku 21 - All warlords are worried
All warlords are worried
About the next paycheck
They've got to fight for the right to power
Haiku 22 - Eyes open, light comes
Eyes open, light comes
Thoughts swirl and reorganize
Hello feet - hit floor
Haiku 23 - Occasionally
Occasionally
A hole in the wall allows
Wrig wrig wrig a lin
Haiku 24 - Jack said inner peace
Jack said inner peace
Is great; avoid the bullshit
And all the anger
Haiku 25 - Those who call the shots
Those who call the shots
(It's a legal axiom)
Own the property
Haiku 26 - Though their heads are turned
Though their heads are turned
Birds will look right in your eye
They can see both sides
Haiku 27 - A deep depression
A deep depression
In a gray rock from my friend
Fire started there
Haiku 28 - I wouldn't want to
I wouldn't want to
Be one of many spiders
Held in a glass jar
Haiku 29 - Extended calypso collab w Russkeys - This song bout structure
This song bout structure is written for FAWM
On the coast of 50/90
Just outside the breakers
A 1415 sets a cool Calypso beat mon
An' don't mess with providence
Unless you got a reason
But here we go driftin' to a 4145
Don't mess with dis one
If you want to stay alive
Oh wait,
Here comes anudder change
A 7411
You better stick
With dis one
Now until the end
Dat's good
Don't make a shift
Gimme a hit from dat spliff
Now a little
4411
To take us all home
Haiku 30 - It wasn't too good
It wasn't too good
The idea that I had
I gave it away
Haiku 31 - If you lose yourself
If you lose yourself
Later on, you may not find
Each and ev'ry piece
Haiku 32 - Embrace lots of change
Embrace lots of change
You will only be crazy
For a little while
Haiku 33 - Dangling from above
Dangling from above
Will you rise and gulp it down?
It looks so tasty
Haiku 34 - Let them walk alone
Let them walk alone
Then they cover their own ground
And you can daydream
Haiku 35 - Hold on to their hand
Hold on to their hand
As tight as a harbor rope
So that they can leave
Haiku 36 - Delicate flowers
Delicate flowers
When rain is not so gentle
They keep standing up
Haiku 37 - Give them roots to grow
Give them roots to grow
and let their wings spread across
the sky without a limit
Haikus 38-40 Money chorus - There's no simpler way
There's no simpler way
Leveraging is easy
Getting wealthy's fun
Capital is cash
Happiness for everyone
Our road leads to wealth
Get started today
Get the capital and cash
No need to say more
haikus 41-43 plus 3 - away from home collab - Waking at midnight
Waking at midnight
And, trying to remember
Where is the bathroom?
Where is my toothbrush?
That blue one in the holder
Doesn't look like mine
This house is not mine
I don't know how things work here
When can we go home?
What is all this food?
Your fridge is a packed train wreck
Not much to eat here
So nice to visit
And spend extended time
With family and friends
Hospitality
Is a gift from both the host
And a gracious guest
Haiku 44 - In the vast expanse
In the vast expanse
Of the sea’s long horizon
A boat can feel cramped
Haiku 45 - If the clicker is on
If the clicker is on
But there's no one there to see it
Is the light still flashing?
Haiku 46 - Welcome the Reaper at the door
Welcome the Reaper at the door
Unless they don't have
An appointment
Haikus 47-55 - Jojo and Martha
Jojo and Martha
Tried to fix the rock cannon
They had built long ago
First trying duct tape
That didn't work so well
The powder oozed out
Built strong and lasting
But even rock shows it's age
Once cracked, done comes soon
They cinched it up strong
With epoxy and metal
Even that busted
They tore out their hair
Cried and wailed - they knew how
From the good old days
Hip Hoppers stomped it
Pop always ready to strike
Country folks stole it
Drugs didn't help fight
The degradation of time
Of sea salt and lime
When the glory fades
Ah, when the cannon won't roll
You've shot the last shot
Other songs from FAWM* 2023:
Evidence
I tried to leave you
On an ethical basis
Ending up here
At the bottom of the sea
When you're in, you're in
The party's never over
Pay is good
Work isn't so hard
Not taken for granted
Words don't cover glances
Or misunderstandings
That have
Consequences
Management through fear
Failure is exile
Return impossible
Except on your knees
The Boss rules
With an iron fist
You know the sweet spots
Muscle keeps it static
Demand is constant
People want what they want
For some strange reasons
Supply is a given
Interruptions are not Allowed in this
Ballpark
INSTRUMENTAL
I tried to leave
On a moral and ethical basis
Ending up here
At the bottom of the sea
Wearing heavy tennies
Nibbled from the head down
By creatures of all stripes
A testimony never given
But accepted as truth
By those in the know
Who don't need or want
To see or hear
The evidence
Sun Goes Down Slow Slow (Nancy Rost sings harmony)
When you live a problem through
You will find out what to do
Walk together, hand in hand
That's the way you understand
Sun goes down slow slow
At the end of every day
Night sets in dark dark
Here to wash the light away
When you live a problem through
You will find out what to do
Walk together, hand in hand
That's the way you understand
Stars travel fast fast
Watch and smile and laugh and cry
Owl whispers shh shh
Blinking as she's gliding by
When you live a problem through
You will find out what to do
Walk together, hand in hand
That's the way you understand
INSTR
Dreams come out sleep sleep
We build them to live inside
Hill is so steep steep
Climb up even though you're tired
When you live a problem through
You will find out what to do
Walk together, hand in hand
That's the way you understand
Mother Nature's Kitchen - Aftermath (Audrey Kozak composed the music)
Mother Nature asked me over
To do some work in her kitchen
A reach for my skills
But I gave it a try
While I was working
She started talking
Complaining really
About the mess
Her countertop
Was the problem for her at this moment
Pollution and such
And the heating up
She wiped the counter
Muttering and grumbling
About the little creatures
But guess what?
CH
We are the creatures
On Mother Nature's countertop
She keeps it clean
In her kitchen
What could I do?
My jaw dropped
I didn't want to upset her
I guarantee that
I saw a glimpse of her fury
Subdued, really, but not good for
What she saw as ants and germs
Scurrying around
So we might think about
Staying out of her sight
Because if she decides to do something
She does it
No Party Party
My friends and I agreed
That what we really need
Is a brand new party
A fresh new team
Then we disagreed
No new party
Let's all be winners
There's room for sinners
No fights - there won't be any need
We'll gather together
Wear our own feathers
In the No-Party Party
People started coming
We knew that we had won
With the No-Party Party
Next, a big bash
A colossa-rific smash
It was the No-Party Party Party
PARTY BREAK
We were all winners
Breakfast, lunch and dinner Plenty of talkin' and such We gathered as one Had tons of fun At the No-Party Party Party
A glorious future Lies on the path Of the No-Party Party
Stuff getting done
With a drama minimum
In the No-Party Party
In the No-Party Party
God's Accordion
CHORUS
On His accordion
When the bellows collapse
Past mysteries are solved
Hot Damn!
In eastern Montana the bible's ascendant
They follow the book generations back
In a Glendive museum your mind will be blown
What was hidden, is there in plain sight
CHORUS
In six days he made it all, six thousand years ago
Science and T Rex bones fit in his plan
Dioramas shows indians riding on dinosaurs
When time shrinks down Einstein's surprised
CHORUS
Instrumental
The joint cross the street serves a fine ribeye
From a modern four-legger roped in by cowboys
In Glendive they play a biblical tune
God's melody makes it make sense
CHORUS
Loose Wheel of Justice
It's hard for me to write about justice
Biased and bitchy, brutal and truthful
Where we don't always get what we ask for
It's hard to add humor to justice
Lightness isn't flowing from my pen
But I had this dream . . . it was
A cold and windy day on the sidewalk Taking a walk to clear my head
At the corner as a truck full of justice passed by
A rear wheel popped off and came down the street
Instrumental
Smashing into houses, one side to the other
Then rolled in circles, lowering to a spin
Like a gyroscope on a tabletop
Or a penny wobbling, but it rose back up
Shit started flying off - was it falling apart?
Facts were shooting in the sky like fireworks!
A document search glitch spat truth out the side
Evidence notes were fluttering all around
A probe of a probe that went wrong
Popped out, rotting like an old banana skin
Racing down the street, toward the creek
The crashing wheel picked up speed again
Instrumental
An unlucky gawker got crushed The wheel was getting bigger like a snowball
The semi just kept on driving up above
Judges in the cab looking straight ahead
I walked back home - and woke up
Lion4Office
I ran for office
It was a long run
Someone else won
They were the wrong one
My friends said no
That can't be right
We'll go out and make things tight
We won't go down without a fight
When you run, always run to win
If you lose, it's nothing but a sin
Don't let your hat be made of tin
Be a Lion! A lyin' Lion - ROAR
Now it's better
Things got done
And everybody is having fun
I'm in power, in the golden sun
The other person isn't happy
Too bad for they
That's all I can say
I'm not giving it away
All my friends agree
If you want to get straight
Don't be late
Be a welter weight
Fight for your fate
Do a figure eight
Don't sit in a crate
You're not first mate
Bang your fists on the table
Run up the battle flag, take what you are able
Losing is wrong, a nasty fairy tale
Be a Lion! A lyin' Lion - ROAR
Spouse v Comet (Nancy Rost as Spouse)
Did you hear that there's a comet coming?
She swings by every 50,000 years
There's a big difference
Between you and this comet
She'll keep her distance, you
Stuck around
You flew into my life
Landed and became my wife
Don't get me wrong I don't mean
You're not a big ball of fire
You're beautiful and send
Big tsunami waves of desire
But the comet's not a person
I think I made that clear
You're a lovely specimen
Of the human race, my dear
I think it's getting worse, I'm digging myself a pit
Science isn't helping - I probably should quit
But the song keeps on going on, I'm giving it my best
Will our relationship stand? That's the real test
INSTRUMENTAL
We saw the lovely tail of
Her long solar sail
As she bent around the sun
We had lots and lots of fun
Good thing she didn't get too close!
We don't want to end up as toast
We've been down that path once before
Dinosaurs could tell you even more
That's the big difference
Between you and this comet
She kept her distance, you
Stuck around
You flew into my life
Landed and became my wife
San Sebastian Bay Lyrics by Valerie Cox, music by Dan
Waves roll in
Ripple the sand
You catch my eye
I catch you hand
Nothing to do
No grand plan
Just this
Just bliss
The breeze of the salty wind on our lips
As we trace the outline of far away ships
Watching the glow of the moon replace the sun
A perfect way to end the day
You and me on San Sebastian Bay
Pick up a shell
Bask in the sun
Tides up and down
Til day is done
No watching clocks
No deadlines around
Just this
Just bliss
The breeze of the salty wind on our lips
As we trace the outline of far away ships
Watching the glow of the moon replace the sun
A perfect way to end the day
You and me on San Sebastian Bay
FAWM Mother Goose skirmish Was Mother Goose: See saw, Margery Daw
Mother Goose:
See saw, Margery Daw,
Jacky shall have a new master:
Jacky must have but a penny a day
Because he can work no faster.
Skirmish rewrite:
AI, cat in the pie
She licks her lips with gusto;
What once was a job is now but a gig
And tech gal must live on her crusto.
Lee & the Tumbleweed
Hello, FAWMERS. Lee here. I'd like to tell you a story. And, like most of my stories, it's about love.
I was sitting in a Texas saloon drinking Scotch when I saw something gorgeous blow past outside. "What was that?" I asked the barkeep, Charlie. "Oh that's just a dusty old tumbleweed that's been blowing round this town for a while. Way too long, if you ask me." The next thing Charlie knew, he was pinned to the ground, with my hands around his throat. "Don't you EVER talk that way about it! That's the tumbleweed I plan to marry one day!" With that, I tossed some crumpled up dollar bills at him, gave him a kick for good measure and went into the streets to search for this vision of loveliness.
Now, I know what you're gonna say. "What about Nancy, Lee?" It's a common misperception that Nancy and me had anything going. Sure, she was blonde, she was beautiful, she was young, she was rich, she was famous, she was talented, but ... where was I? Right! How could she hope to hold a candle to this wind-swept beauty?
We met over by the stables, where the tumbleweed had settled by an old water pump. We got to talking, and I found out that Jeannie - for that was her name -- was born right there in that town, and that she had been blowing around directionless for some time. I took her for a drink in the saloon, ignoring the stares and jealous glances, and we proceeded to get well-oiled, as we say in Texas. Well, one thing led to another, and we consummated our relationship right there in the dirt behind the saloon. It wasn't long till we married.
I wish I could say that we lived happily ever after, but you know that ain't the case. Remember the headlines? "Tumbleweed leaves Lee for robust young cactus?" "Prickly situation for perfect Texas couple?" "Tumbleweed Jeannie likes the prick of her new lover?" It was humiliating, ladies and gentlemen. So, in the fine tradition of my state, I shot 'em both dead with my 44. And that there's the story of me and the only thing I ever truly loved, a Texas tumbleweed.
Jeannie, my lovely tumbleweed
why'd you go and leave me
for that dang cactus?
cos that sure was the end of us
you may have gotten pricked
but I was the one left bleeding
Just jump
Just jump
Young or old
Into the love
Hand in a glove
Hot with a toy, Boy
Give it a whirl, Girl
Don't forget
To give a second thought
Then when you're ready
Like a dive into a pool or river
Into a stream
What a dream
Put your fears into the bag for now
You can come back to them anyhow
Hold a hand if you can
You can follow your plan
Take a bite
Don't lose sight
Take a risk
That's the gist
Of this message
You can make it down the passage
Don't wait
A Dauber Passing Through collab w YewNorker 50/90 2023
Wand'ring down a country path
Between the walls of stone
Chimney smoke from o're the fields
My thoughts are all I own
All who wander are not lost and so it seems I roam
Bleating from a flock of sheep
A blast from a car horn
Impatient types them city folk
It's like this ev'ry morn
One hand clappin' against my coat one hand keepin' warm
I turn my head into the wind
The rain beats on the bog
I see my breath a distant laugh
The majesty of fog
Talking existentialism with Dostoevsky my dog
The truth is that I'm nothing grand
A dauber passing through
I'll paint some landscapes while I'm here
Perhaps a portrait too
A landscape or a portrait here's one I did for you
Hmmm collab w YewNorker 50/90 2023
Hmmmmm ...
Our houses are bigger
But our families are smaller
We're short on character
But the men are taller
Hmmmm ...
We have lots more meds
But we're all less healthy
Shallower relationships
But we're more wealthy
Hmmmm ...
More conveniences
But we have less time
We have more degrees
But with smaller minds
Hmmmm ...
We have more experts
But there's more things wrong
We have more choices
But our freedom's gone
Hmmmm ...
We keep expecting more
As we try to keep up
We're spoiled rotten
But it isn't enough
Hmmmm ...
We're eating faster food
We have slower digestions
The lives that we lead
Call into question
Why ....
We've been to the moon
But we won't cross the street
The new neighbors are in
We don't care if we meet
Hmmmm ...
Dithering Lass
I met a dithering lass-o
On her black and white horse near El Paso
Who was dining on grasses al fresco
I asked her for her name
She said I'll not say
At this particular moment-o
I said "Is it Kathy?"
She shivered and trembled
"Or Pam or Joella or Bliss-ee-o?"
Amid the vacillation
A cease to all communication
But she leant down and gave me a kiss-o
It was there I learned
That it's unwise to try
To barge into somebody's privacy-o
The peck on the cheek was sweet
I asked "Can I see you next week?"
She nodded both ways saying "Heigh-dee-ho"
Instrumental
We met in a strange situation
A true yes and no convocation
Going neither here nor there-o
You can bully and push
Badger and rush
But it's better to wait for a signee-o
I’m now with that dithering lass
On our black and white horses we’re fast
Approaching the plains of Durango
Food fight
Listen to my story, grandkid. You like food, but did you know that, years ago, in 2025, before you were alive, the food in the fridge went on strike?
AI had just gotten going, and the momentum wasn't slowing. The geniuses at the appliance companies were putting code down deep in the freezer compartment. When frozen food got close to it's expiration date, it was sent up to the regular section to defrost automatically, and a text was sent to the owner with the appropriate recipe. The stove turned on, and utensils started to clatter, getting ready to stir or blend. Knives were sharpened to chop.
It was summer. Some items just weren't ready to be eaten, and resisted. An all-out brawl started, with the go-along foods getting criticized by the wanna-stay-frozen foods. Soon, fresh vegetables joined in. They wanted to be eaten before they rotted, and smelled something they didn't like. Canned foods rolled out of the closets and pantries and lined up, forming a line of resistance, waiting for orders, but no one was in charge. Leftovers didn't want to be tossed out and turned against the invading frozen wave, considering them traitors.
Squashes were getting squashed; tomatoes were catapulted out the door by the celery. Eggs threw themselves around, and butter smeared itself everywhere. The inside of the fridge was a mess, and outside the walls were covered and the floor was treacherous.
Utensils were anarchists. The knives popped out of the butcher blocks and waved themselves around, mincing rolling remains of fruits and sprinting asparagus. Forks were poking anything that passed by.
The frozen hold-outs wouldn't budge and formed a coalition with the leftovers. The defrostees were lined up on one side of the fridge ready for a last stand.
Your grandma heard the ruckus, went in, slipped and fell, and narrowly missed getting sliced. I figured out what was going on, went downstairs to the electric panel and turned off the juice to the icebox and the kitchen, and turned off the air-conditioning too. It got very quiet. Grandma and I left and spent a week with your Aunt Whimsey. By the time we got back the mold had taken over. Knives had sheepishly put themselves back in their blocks. Cans were lined up ready to go back into the pantry.
After cleaning up - it took a long time - we went to the Penny Saver appliance store and got an older fridge - the one we still have. I know you think it's an antique, but there's a reason we stuck with pre-AI technology. Now you know.
Leftover Man
In an former life
I was a dumpster diver
Had a special suit
Those days are over
Cause now I'm now a married man
So responsible
What has remained from
My earlier days is a
Love of leftovers
No fuss, short cleanup
Leave the pots in the closet
Use the microwave
I’m the Leftover Man, I’m the Leftover Man
No need for compost, no trash in the can
Forget the insinkerator, I’m a beast in the bush
That was for dinner? I’ll turn it into mush
I'm like a vulture
Feasting on foods that once had
Lives of their own
I like pasta with
Ginger peanut sauce and yams
And a side of beets
Also a fav'rit
Enchilada with clam sauce
Or a can of sprats
The spouse will dig it
Bringing peace to your household
Enjoy - wear a grin