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Farmer One met Farmer Two Behind the Farmer's Market One said 'Screw your potatoes!' Two said 'Screw your tomatoes!' Both said 'Screw you!' After a pause they started again One said 'My way!' Two said 'The Highway!' With a visiting frying pan One was clonked, screaming 'Teflon!' Two was clonked, screamed 'Cast Iron!' A bottle walked up One gulped some Fentanyl Two chugged it dry Before dying One said 'You tricked me!' Two said 'Screw you!' They lived happily Ever after Behind the Farmer's Market
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